Does a Government Report Make a Sound if No One Reports It?

Senate Armed Services Committee releases a report unanimously, bipartisanly implicating Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bush, et al in the torture committed by Americans at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo. Seeing as how many detainees have been killed by these interrogation tactics, our President, Vice President, and former Secretary of Defense are accessories to murder and guilty of war crimes.

One would think this would be a big deal, but it wasn't. No one in the media has reported on this for four days because they've been busy trying to imply that Barack Obama was somehow involved with Rod Blagojevich despite there not being any evidence for that claim.

I hate the media.

Who's dumbest?

Detroit?
Washington?
Republican House Members?
Republican Senators?
The President?
Democrats?
The UAW?

Jesus. Bunch of morons, all of them.

Playoffs!

Because it's silly not to do this (knock one weekend off the regular season):

Teams with byes:

(1) Texas
(2) Oklahoma
(3) Florida
(4) Alabama

Games that would have been played yesterday:
(12) Texas Christian @ (5) USC
(11) Cincinatti @ (6) Utah
(10) Ohio State @ (7) Texas Tech
(9) Boise State @ (8) Penn State

Games to be played December 13th:
Winner of 8/9 plays @ Texas
Winner of 7/10 plays @ Oklahoma
Winner of 6/11 plays @ Florida
Winner of 5/12 plays @ Alabama

Semifinals (re-seeded) in New Orleans and Miami on December 20. Championship game New Year's Day in Pasadena. Problem solved.

Apologies!

So apparently pneumonia also puts a big cramp on your blogging activity in addition to all of its other fun effects. I am feeling mostly better at this point so hopefully something resembling content will start appearing soon.