So I'm pretty sure the White House Press Corps managed to ask three questions in an hour with Robert Gibbs.
1) OMG you're losing on cable news, how will you ever recover?
Gibbs: You're a bunch of morons, you know that?
2) OMG you're speaking to Iran directly. Oh noes?
Gibbs: Seriously, morons.
3) OMG CBO says budget deficit is bigger than OMB! Are you doomed?
Gibbs: Listen, we are optimistic that growth will happen before the CBO projects it to happen. Now could someone ask a question that is not one of these three?
Press Corps: Well, why is the President such a bastard and mocking Special Olympians?
Gibbs: Jesus, fuck you guys I'm gonna go watch the NCAA Tournament.
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